HOW TO LICK ASS: SOME PERSONAL TIPS

I know it’s a bit pretentious to give you tips on how to lick ass. It sounds like I know more about rimming than you. Well, truth is that there are two things I know how to do very well: how to suck dick and how to lick ass. At least I had quite a few guys saying that… including Rob, of course.

My favourite ass to lick is Rob’s hairy ass. But when we have threesomes I always love to lick the other guy’s ass before Rob fucks him. There’s something really horny about shoving my tongue up an ass where I know Rob’s dick is gonna get in next. That’s why I have experienced rimming many types of ass: hairy, smooth, tight, etc. My goal is always to get them really really horny and ready to open themselves to our cocks.

Rimming is not an exact science, okay? I’m sharing some personal tips on how to lick ass but this doesn’t mean that there aren’t more. I’m sure there are way more…. But I hope the following can be useful to you guys anyway! Here we go.

1) Use your tongue first! 

Does it sound stupid? Then let me explain. When you begin to lick a guy’s ass refrain from going there with your entire mouth. Use your tongue first, specially the tip of your tongue. Make it wet and press it against the anus or the surroundings of the anus where most of the nerves are. There’s where he gets most pleasure and you want to tease him the best way you can.  Slowly you start to lick with more tongue and then go full with your lips and mouths.

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Right there, around the anus. This boy knows how to lick ass!
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Delicious, isn’t it?
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Start slow but then go wild!

2) Bury your face like your life depends on it. 

After the teasing part you can go full with your lips and mouth. But never stop licking, ok? You tongue will always be the key part of a good rimjob. And please, when you’re there BE THERE! Just shove your face in that ass and dig your tongue as much as you can.

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Fuck, I want this mouth in my ass!

3) Your hipster beard can be really useful!

We all have beards now, right? Well, I technically don’t but I never shave with a razor – but with a machine –  so I always have a short beard that itches. And that’s the goal! Remember what I wrote in the previous point about always working out your tongue? Well, you can actually forget a tongue for a few moments while you rub your bearded chin on his asshole. Trust me, this trick works!

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Hairy face for a hairy ass!
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Damn, I want to rub my face there!

4) Him on top works out very well

Now some tips about positions… I love to have a guy sitting on my face and feel the weight of his ass on my face. That said, it can be hard to lick an ass properly like that. But if the guy is not sitting on your face but just with his ass on top of your mouth then it’s a really nice position to rim.

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Work that tongue, dude!
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This position is great but gives you neck pain after a while.
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Amazing butt!
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Sitting on your face is great but not the best to lick ass.
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Much better like this!

5) The same with the bottom at the bottom

It’s also great if you stay on top to lick that ass. Probably the most common position for a rimjob is with the bottom lying with his ass up (I’m assuming the guy who get’s licked is the bottom, but we know that’s not necessarily true). This position is best if you’re about to fuck the guy next because then he’s already positioned for your cock.

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He’s so gonna fuck that hole!
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We should have more images of black guys in this website, don’t you agree? So fucking hot!
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Love to lick a guy in this position!
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Is the guy sucking his dick on the other side? Hot!

6) Spread those butt cheeks!

This should actually be tip number 1 of how to lick ass. It’s basic but we sometimes are too occupied rubbing our own dicks to remember this. You should always have your two hands free to grip his butt cheeks and spread them. When you do that his anus get’s stretched and he will have much more pleasure when he feels your wet tongue around it.

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Shit, I need an ass to lick now!

7) Be creative

What does this mean? It can mean anything. Use blindfolds, toys, new positions, do it in different places, outdoors maybe. This tip can be applied to anything when it comes to sex and I didn’t want to leave it out of our tips on how to lick ass.

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Surprise your man and lick his ass when he’s making dinner, for example.

 

8) Take your tongue beyond the anus

Last but not the least, when your rimming a guy’s ass remember that it’s not all about the anus. Sure that’s where he feels most pleasure and that’s where you want to dig your tongue to begin with. And I know that many of you don’t want to lick an hairy ass. But imagine you have a smooth ass to lick, why not licking the butt cheeks too? And, most important of all, his balls! Just lick straight from his balls to his anus. You love, I know. And he will love it too.

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Wow, such a smooth ass!
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See guys, it’s fun!

What about you guys? Want to share some tips on how to lick ass? I’d love to learn from you!

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CHOOSE THE COVER OF OUR FIRST eBOOK!

Guys and gals, boys and girls, gentlemen and ladies… we are about to launch our first gay erotic ebook! It’s a novellete (bigger than a short story but not big enough for a novella) full of steamy erotic scenes. Quite explicite to be honest.

But more than just sex, it is telling the story of when Jordan, the main character, took a first class flight to close a millionaire deal but things quickly got out of control during the flight… or in other words, things got really horny up there!

Rob designed 3 different cover options for this eBook and we’re having difficulties choosing one. We don’t think that the cover needs to unveil a lot about the story or be very direct about the content of the book. But at the same time we don’t want to just have a random muscled body in the cover like most gay erotic ebooks do (man, most of them are so ugly!)

So, can you please help us making a decision by telling us which is your favourite cover? You can send a quick email to hornytwoguys@gmail.com or comment in this post.

If you’re a kindle user – first platform where we will launch – tell us that so maybe we can offer you the book later 🙂

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Cover A
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Cover B
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Cover C

 

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MEN KISSING… IT’S THE HORNIEST THING!

Men kissing might just be the most powerful turn-on there will ever be. We love rough porn, gang bangs, glory holes and all that stuff that we post in this blog. But to be very honest, if there’s no men kissing then half of the fun is not there.

This relates closely to our real life sexual experiences. I remember that when we started opening our relation – meaning having other guys joining us in bed – we had this rule of no kissing. Of course we had fun the first three or four times even without kisses. But soon we figured out that both of us felt the desire to kiss the other guys we were with and we erased that rule.

And you know what? I found out that I love to jerk off watching other two men kissing. And more… I get really horny watching Rob kissing another guy!

It’s beyond just love. Two men kissing can be about passion too. Or chemistry. When we have sex with other guys we don’t feel love for them or not even passion. But when there’s chemistry the kisses are great and the sex is much better. What’s better than kissing the mouth of the guy who just sucked your dick, hum?

Men Kissing Gifs

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What do you thing guys (and girls)? I know that some fetishes, like glory holes for example, require non-kissing. But don’t you think sex is much better with kisses? And do you get off watching other men kissing?

Share your thoughts via email or comment here. I know we don’t always have time to reply but be sure we read everything you write!

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THINGS IN OUR BUCKET LIST: GO TO A GAY ORGY PARTY

We’ve been in orgies before. Well, once we were 5… Many times we were 4 but we consider that a foursome. Above 5 we think it’s ok to call it an orgy. But not enough to say it was a gay orgy party. A party requires more men than you can count, maybe music, drinks, etc.

To be honest, I have no idea on how to go to a gay orgy party. We’ve never been invited to one, just some invitations through Grindr that didn’t sound that exciting. Where and how to these parties happen? Are they real or just gay porn fantasy? Should we just stop waiting and just organise our own gay orgy party? Maybe that’s not a bad idea. But would need to find a venue first, don’t wanna have to clean all the mess in the end.

Gay Orgy Party Pictures

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Can count at least 7 in this picture. So yes, it’s a gay orgy party!
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Damn, was “tattoo” the dress code for this party?
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I’d so be licking the ass of this guy if I was there!
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This was a stand up gay orgy party!
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Can I be one of those guys laying on the floor, please?
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Seems such a well organised gay orgy party… hope things get a bit more messy later on.
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Would love to take Rob to a gay orgy party and get a bunch of guys to dedicate our attention all to him.
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Look how they close their eyes… delicious, right boys?
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Oh, those crazy summer parties… where are they?!
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No hole is to be left unfilled!
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Fuck, no small dicks in this orgy!
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Would love to go to a swimming pool orgy!
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This is amazing! I could do this, I cum a lot!
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See that guy getting a cumshot in his mouth? I would be that guy in a gay orgy party!
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I also like these gangbang parties that we see in gay porn. Guess they need a lot of actors to participate, right? Where can I apply?
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A party in the shower? Sounds like a great idea. At least it would be easier to clean.
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A gay orgy picnic? Adorable!
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I’d lick them all!
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Yeah! This is what I’m talking about. A real gay orgy party and I imagine it to be!
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Oh those vintage swimming pool days…
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This staircase is perfect for this! I love it.

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NIPPLE PLAY IS THE WAY!

Nipple play is by far one of the best ways to get me started. Rob knows that very well so whenever he wants some fun he just needs to bring his fingers – or his mouth – to my nipples and get an instant boner.

But for me nipple play is much more than just getting my nipples pinched or sucked. I also love to play with another guy’s nipples, feel them hard in my fingertips or biting and licking them.

And there are so many wonderful things you can do with yours – or another guy’s – nipples…

Self Nipple play

Exactly. Who hasn’t touched his own nipples while masturbating, hum? Well, I know there are some guys out there who are not sensitive – sorry for you, man – but everyone else has done it, I’m sure!

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You don’t even need to point… I know where to put my mouth.
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Pinch… pinch… pinch…
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Nice hairy chest!

 

Nipple Play as foreplay

Well… is it still foreplay once you get to pinch the other guy’s nipples? I guess it depends on what else it’s going. But let’s assume dicks haven’t been rubbed, sucked or whatever yet. Then yes, nipple play is foreplay.

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Pushing the right buttons.
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Damn, love a good hairy chest being framed by an open shirt.
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Just friends foolin’ around…
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Handcuffs… naughty! (oh, and such nice nipples!)
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Fucking hot!

 

Nipple play as an add-on to something else

Like for example…

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When you pinch his nipples while he jerks off.
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When you play with his nipple while he cums and during the aftermath.
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When he’s just in the right position to be fucked and you just need to tease him a little more.
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When you kiss.

And, of course, the classic nipple suck! 

I can’t imagine sex without some nipple sucking. Unless it’s a situation that requires that not to happen – for example, a glory hole where the nipples are out of reach – I can’t stop myself from nibbling and sucking on a guy’s nipples. Much less on Rob’s nipples… they are amazing. Really!

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Man.. the feeling of two guys sucking both your nipples at the same time it’s just amazing!
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Cumming at the same time you have your nipples sucked is just PERFECT!
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Who doesn’t enjoy to suck on daddy’s nipples?
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You can bite… just be careful!
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Damn, he’s hungry!
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Love this position.
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Wow!

 

PS: while writing this post I remembered to check on any nice toys to enhance nipple play. And found out these Nip Tuggers on Fort Troff…. Fuck! Will order now. Can’t wait to see how it feels and to see how I would look with my nipples pierced. Oh, and Rob is gonna be so hot with them on!

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TEAM GLORY HOLE SLUTS!

Glory hole sluts are those guys who, on a saturday or sunday, decide to spend their day on their knees by a glory hole waiting for countless cocks to pop out and then suck them dry. I could very well be one of these glory hole sluts.

Well, we only had one glory hole experience, and it wasn’t like I got there on my knees the entire day. But it was amazing and since then I watch glory hole porn movies often and they get me excited as hell. I never imagine myself in the place of the guy who sticks his dick inside the glory hole, but rather in the place of one of those glory hole sluts who welcome their dicks in their mouth.

So, even though I cannot consider myself a glory hole slut, because willing is not enough and one needs the experience too, I’m glad to enumerate some of the qualities of glory hole sluts that I believe I could strongly possess (just tell me where there’s a fucking glory hole place near our house):

1) Glory hole sluts wait patiently

And so would I! If you tell me to sit and a nice cock will pop-out I will sit there waiting for as long as it takes…

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He even got a nice chair to sit and wait.
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I guess this hungry guy is willing to give more than his mouth in these glory holes…

2) Glory hole sluts know how to hold a dick

I’m the master of holding dicks! Actually, I’m good at anything that has to do it dicks…

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Hungry boy…
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Damn, that’s a nice dick!
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Those boots were made for staying and sucking.

 

3) Glory hole sluts know how to tease

Just ask Rob how good I am at teasing him…

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Hmmm…. I love to lick a cock head like this!
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Oh boy, you better open that mouth really well!
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Nice cock head sucking.
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Not sure where he’s looking at, but it’s such a tease!

 

4) But glory hole sluts also know how to keep their mouthes full! 

And I can do much better than any of these following guys…

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You can go deeper, boy. Let your nose hit the wall!
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Nice image!

5) And glory hole sluts know how to take it all the way… 

Talking about it, I didn’t have my daily dose of cum today. Rob, where are you?!

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Slutty! Delicious too.
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A glory hole slut is always happy to give you some relief after a hard day at work.

 

6) Some glory hole sluts actually need more than one cock to be satisfied

Even though Rob’s cock is more than enough for me, I never say no to another one joining in.

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Let me start with the smallest one first…
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Blowjob, handjob. And his father still complains he ain’t got a job!

 

7) Other glory hole sluts like to have company on their side of the wall too

I’m all in for getting my head pushed by one guy while I suck another!

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I envy him…
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Lucky boy!
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And lucky man!

8) And finally, some some glory hole sluts the more the better!

This is kind of my dream, actually…

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I like how he pretends to be shocked… 😉
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Why so bored? Jesus… get out of there and let me replace you!

Should we just move to some city with a nice glory hole place so that I could spend my weekends there? I really think I could make many guys happy!

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8 REASONS TO LOVE UNCUT COCK


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I already wrote here before that I have an uncut cock – when I made a post about foreskin two years ago. Well, time has passed and that hasn’t change (sounds like a joke but actually it’s as simple as getting circumcised). But I still love my foreskin, and even more Rob’s uncut cock!

As I know that many of our readers, specially those living in the U.S., have a special curiosity or attraction for uncut dicks, I’ve been gathering a few hot images to make a post totally dedicated to the reasons why we should all, at least once, have fun with an uncut guy.

I’m calling it:

8 reasons to love uncut cock

And here they are:

1) A resting uncut cock is a beautiful thing to look at

If a cut cock, which is also beautiful and glorious showing off the crown, is basically always the same when it is resting, an uncut cock keeps changing whether the foreskin is up or down, folded or not. And it’s quite horny to see the cock head coated by the foreskin!

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2) A hard uncut cock is a horny thing to look at

The same applies to a hard uncut cock. I specially like to appreciate Rob’s dick in the process of getting harder and see how his foreskin is slowly pulled and uncovers his delicious cock head.

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3) Playing with your finger with the foreskin is really cool

And this applies to playing with your own foreskin or to other guy’s foreskin. It’s just really nice to play with your fingers between the skin and the crown.

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4) Foreskin makes an exciting reservoir for pre-cum

Oh yeah! For those who have a lot of pre-cum and an uncut cock, the pre-cum will tend to stay inside the foreskin area. Meaning that if you like to taste pre-cum you will have a ball with one of these guys!

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5) Jerking an uncut cock is AWESOME

Gotta face it, an uncut cock is more flexible to manage because you can push and pull and skin more than with a cut dick.

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6) There’s this thing called “cock docking” that can only be done with an uncut cock

Cock docking is basically what you can see in this next image. You need two cocks, only one has to be uncut. The uncut cock guy pulls his foreskin covering the cock head of the other guy. Have to confess we never tried this… maybe tonight!

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7) Pulling the foreskin with your mouth is a huge turn-on

But watch out not to hurt or damage anything! Foreskin may not be too sensitive, but it is still a part of a man’s body!

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8) Sucking an uncut cock is just exhilarating! 

Finally, for those who love to suck cock – me! me! me! – playing with the foreskin with your tongue and lips is fucking great!!!

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I promise that one day I will make a post about cut cocks and why I love them too. Hope you guys who have a cut dick don’t feel you’re being left out or that your cock is less good than these. All cocks are great! Trust me, I’d suck them all 😉

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IN LOVE WITH FRANK OCEAN’S “BLOND” ALBUM COVER

And with the album itself. But we won’t talk about the songs, what about you hear them yourself? It’s free here.

The design of the album cover is great and the picture of Frank Ocean is awesome! There are other hot pics of him that you should definitely see, but someone made a really nice post with them so just go and check it out on Sissydude – which, by the way, is one of the few blogs we follow and where we get many images from. One day I should write a post about it (but not today).

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Ok, besides the album cover let us just post one more pic of Frank Ocean…

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What do you guys (and girls) think about the album? C’mon, write some comments that don’t include the word “cock” for a change =p

 

CALVIN KLEIN BRIEFS… SEXY OR WHAT?

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Calvin Klein briefs are a thing. Not that I hadn’t notice that before, but when I was going through my folder with pictures of men wearing briefs of all kind – we’re talking about a big folder here -, I realised that in about a third of the pics they were wearing Calvin Klein briefs.

There are different types of shades and, of course, colours when it comes to Calvin Klein briefs. But mostly these are sober colours (oh, the classic and sexy white briefs) and the shapes are quite sober too. Meaning that they fit the style of any men, straight or gay.

And that leads me to one of the points that I think make Calvin Klein briefs so sexy… For example, in the gym when you check out the guys undressing (we all do that, let’s not pretend we don’t), if you see someone wearing some Aussiebum underwear you immediately know he’s gay. But when a guy is wearing his Calvin Klein briefs that is not so obvious. And not being obvious if fucking horny!

But enough talking… Let’s look at what really matters.

Hot guys wearing Calvin Klein briefs

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Perfect legs! (though we’d prefer them hairy)
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Sexy tan line underneath those Calvin Klein briefs.
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The classic white briefs are perfect for a walk in the forest.
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Boner alert!
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He doesn’t care. But we do care about what’s filling those briefs!
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Perfect boner!
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Ww like how he fills his briefs.
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Oh my….
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White briefs are to be wet! Damn sexy!
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Post workout underwear pic… typical. And hot!
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Calvin Klein briefs are so sexy that you don’t even want to take them out!
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Beautiful guy!
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Oops…
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A picture just to remind you that Calvin Klein briefs also make your butt look good.
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Post run sweaty briefs? Hmmm…
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He wants a bear to take his briefs out…
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Fucking cute!

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TAKE US TO THE GAY BEACH!

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Crystal clear water and hot naked men… what else can we wish for?

If we had the power to choose, we would spend the entire summer at a gay beach. What can be better than swimming and tanning surrounded by naked men? Well, having sex is better, but sex can be part of the equation in a gay beach, right? Unfortunately, this summer our jobs that keep us away both from the gay beach and from all those bouncing dicks beneath the sun.

But still there are other beaches and swimming pools that not gay, with a nice sun and hot bodies around. Not with the testosterone levels or all the cruising that you find at a gay beach, but sometimes it’s also really nice to appreciate a straight guy in a tight speedo – and more and more straight guys get their speedos tiny!

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Licking some salt out of that ass!
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Aren’t butts the best pillows ever?
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This gay beach seems lovely! Anyone knows where it is?
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We had fun once in the middle of the dunes… and wasn’t even a gay beach.
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One tip: watch out with the sand!
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Tan lines and nice butts!
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Just a dude staring at another dude’s butt.
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Too much sun, honey? Don’t wanna get your dick sunburned.
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“Who wants to come and help me suck this dick?”
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Two dicks getting some sun.
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Not sure if this is a gay beach or just a nudist beach, but this shower seems like a good cruising area.
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“They are hiding the sea from me, but the view just got better.”
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Wonder if he’s waiting for company.
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I always thought this is so sexy!
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Grinning his bestie’s butt for the picture.
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A proud gay beach, for sure.
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Let’s run free and wild, girls!
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Such a tiny towel…
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I’d drink from the other bottle.
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Oh boy, what’s better than getting your dick sucked with the sound of the sea?

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