Let us start with this question. Everybody is posting bubble butts but I see people posting completely different butt types. Confess that at first I thought a bubble butt would be a very big\fat butt. And truth is that a bubble butt can be big, yes, but not necessarily.
So I did some research (such a hard work, researching male bubble butts all over the web…) and came to the following conclusion:
A bubble butt, as the name says, is a butt that is made of two very round buttocks, like globes. A bubble butt should be tight and firm though, not fat, and complement a slim body so that the buttocks stand out (otherwise would just be another big part of a big body).
Would you agree with this understanding of what a bubble butt is? Here are some examples to support my “research”…
… that moment when you pull down your man’s pants, shorts, underwear, whatever is still covering his butt so that you can see his glorious butt. That’s probably one of the most erotic moments in sex. Sometimes we’re so horny that we just fast forward this part and that’s ok. But what about taking some time to slowly pull down his pants and do some ass worship for a moment?
Ass worship: you can look AND you can touch.
Because the ass worship I’m talking about is comprehensive: worshipping the shape of the butt, the hair (or not) and the hole! And for the hole you will possibly need to use your hands to help spreading the butt cheeks a little.
Ass worship: once your hands are around…
… just check it out with your finger. I guess that if you’re fingering and keep your eyes on it, it is still ass worship, right? It’s great to check how his ass reacts to the touch of your fingers. And if you put your tongue just to see how it looks wet?
Ass worship: let the bottom show you.
Ok but so far it’s like you have to do all the work (pull his pants down, open his cheeks, touch his anus…). What about a good horny bottom who just wants to have his ass adored? That’s even fucking better!
Summer is almost gone and not a single post with hot sweaty bodies at the beach? That’s wrong and I’m fixing it today! Got a folder full with images of hot naked guys in the beach, swimming, sucking and fucking. Gotta bring some of those images here!
Gay Beach Ass
So let me start with pics of what I call “Gay Beach Ass”. Yes, it’s supposed to sound like gay bitch ass, just because.
We don’t go to nudist/naturist beaches a lot. Neither to gay beaches (just because we have our favourite ones that are not like these), so I can’t really tell how it is. But I imagine that there will be a lot of horny sweaty butts around. Wonder how long Rob could take without getting a boner in such a place 😉
Speaking of Rob, to make this post more fun, I will give him another Challenge. Here it goes:
Gay Beach Ass Challenge
Rob, I challenge you to imagine we were at a gay naturist beach. Let’s say it’s the end of summer and not so many guys are there. Only the next 10 that you can see in the pics. You fucked my hole all night long, so I’m sore and you can’t fuck me today. You are horny, of course, but tired from last night. So you only feel like fucking one ass today. Which one would you choose?
Will be waiting for your answer, Rob. I have a feeling I know which one you would choose…
Well, I’ve been sleeping only for the last couple of days because I got sick. And the weeks before I just got so much to do that didn’t have any time to come here and update this (yeah, running the web for porn and hot guys to get some pictures and put together some words that make the minimum sense takes time…).
But I’m back on track – I hope! – and I decided to bring you a few horny guys sleeping.
With their butts begging to be fucked. Or rimmed. Or rimmed and fucked 😉
We’re not naturists – I guess this is the right name for people who like to be naked, right? We don’t even walk around naked in our own house on Summer. We have been in beaches where we could easily get naked but we never did it (well, we did but just for a few moments). Nonetheless, the idea of wandering around naked sounds very exciting to me.
And I love pictures of men doing their daily home routines nude. I have quite a few kept in my hard drive (love that my “hard” drive is the place where I keep the pics and videos that get me hard). I have pics of naked men (some of them with couples) around their living rooms, bathrooms, backyards, kitchens, etc.
And today I decided to share some of the pics of sexy men, with really hot butts, in the kitchen. These next guys don’t need to turn-on the oven to get it hot!
Gay ass: hairy or shaved – this battle is going on inside of many gay men’s minds, right?
If you’re gay – you’re reading this blog, so you probably are – you know that this is not a minor issue for us. The male gay ass plays a crucial role in our sex life, and our sex life plays a crucial in our happiness, therefore we should spend some time thinking about this. We gotta figure out what to do with our butt’s hair the same way we think about it when going to the hairdresser. Because in the end, it all ends up with anal sex! So it‘s up to you to decide wether there should be some hair around your anus or not.
But first things first: who are we talking about here? About gay guys of course. Not that straight guys shouldn’t think about getting their ass sexy for their girlfriends… But are we talking about bottom guys only? Nope. We can perspective this in two different ways:
1) I’m a bottom guy and want may ass to scream “fuck me!”
2) I’m a top guy and want my ass to express my “macho man” attitude.
Shaved Gay Ass: the smooth way.
Most gay boys – let’s say under 25 years – will be perfectly okay with their ass shaved. It is my opinion, of course, and I’m generalising here. But youth rhymes with smooth. Also, when you’re young you have more time and patient to take care of this. Yes, because there is a big con of shaving your ass: it’s hard work!
The pic above shows a perfectly shaved gay ass. It’s white, seems soft and we are all thinking about burying our face in there. Maybe there’s some photoshop here, I can’t tell. But the truth is that even a hairy butt has some skin marks, skin rash and all of that. (Let’s remember that our ass is kept underneath two layers of cloths most of the time, and all the friction we cause to it while sitting). So, how is it possible to have such a smooth and perfect ass skin when shaving your butt? What about all the skin rash caused by shaving products, razors, and what about ingrown hair?
I’m not saying that most of these shaved ass pictures have photoshop. I believe that there are a very few bottoms out there who are lucky to be hairless back there. And other guys can work their way out through shaving and keeping their ass perfectly smooth by using good depilatory products and exfoliating and moisturising their butts a lot (I will study more about how to keep your ass smooth and I promise to write an instructive post about it).
Hairy Gay ass: keep it natural, keep it hot!
We like natural a lot more than shaved. Good ass licking implies getting some hair in your tongue? We say yes, but understand why most of you probably would say no.
Now, let’s pay attention to this: just because you think your precious gay ass looks good hairy doesn’t mean you don’t have to take care of it! Sometimes trimming becomes necessary. It will always depend on how much hair you have. And also you gotta see the all picture, i.e., how much butt hair makes you sexy. Some guys just can stand a few hair, some are sexy with lot’s of it.
Thought of the day: I guess that nowadays it’s becoming more and more normal to see a man’s butt on tv or in the movies. Even cocks sometimes (thank you HBO!). But there must be a line. It is important to have a line so that we can still know what’s porn and what’s not. And I think that line should be: boners and butt holes. When there’s an erect penis or we can see a guy’s butt hole, then it’s porn. If not, it’s not and we should see it more and more on tv 😉