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Hey boys and girls,

Haven’t been posting here on the blog for the past couples of weeks and there’s a ( good) reason for that.

Two weeks ago I bought myself an iPad so that I could work more comfortably on this blog from anywhere. But just like Alannis sings, isn’t it ironic that I ended up not paying attention to the blog at all? That’s because I also got an Apple Pencil with my iPad and, of course, the first thing I did was to use the pencil to draw hot naked guys… I did it just for fun as I’m really bad at drawing…. but it turned out that the results were actually quite better than I’d ever thought! And I have so much fun drawing these things!!!

So, basically, I became addicted!

And made an Instagram account to publish these drawings. Please follow (or just check it out if you don’t want your friends to know you like this stuff) the Instagram IdrawGaylines.

Here are just a few of the drawings:

Do you like these? Let me know if you have anything hot that I can draw!

Besides the Instagram account I’m planning to have a website soon for this project. And maybe a tumblr account. That way I could add some more “porny” drawings that I’m afraid Instagram wouldn’t allow.

And I promise to post here again very soon!

Peter

2016 HORNY RECAP

Hello, hello 2017!

So 2016 wasn’t exactly a good year for the world, for mankind and for Mariah Carey. Personally, we can’t complain too much. Even though we’re fucking sad to see populism and asshole politicians rising to the top, to see how terrorists keep us in fear, to passively read news of wars that keep killing thousands of innocents, etc, the year went ok for the two of us. Nothing remarkable to note but by the end of 2016 we laid the foundation to make 2017 more interesting: new jobs and new city.

And there is this blog which I always wish that we could dedicate more time to it but we’re still glad it still exists, registers more and more visitors each day and more of you send us messages and emails. Thank you guys (and girls!), we love you!

Oh, and in 2016 we also launched our first ebook “Horny Business: First Class Deal“. Soon you will have news about the next one!

But for the recap that really matters, here is an overview of our top posts in 2016. Or at least the one’s that got more shares on tumblr 🙂

January

We love this  floating boner posted in “20 hot men in bath + a special one” so it wasn’t a big surprise that so many people shared it. And in case you’re wondering who the “special one” is, just check the post and you’ll see!

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February

In the post “I like my coffee like I like my man… naked!” it seems like this hairy cutie got most of the attention. Not difficult to guess why!

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May

Seems like we were too quiet for a few months and only in May we came back with a theme that everyone likes: precum!

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June

In June we showed you “16 guys with their dicks hanging out of the shorts“. This was one of them.

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July

Bubble butts always attract much attention. This one did!

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August

We gave you “8 reasons to love uncut cock” and you said you absolutely love this next dick.

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September

Nipple play is the way!” we shouted in September. And this gif instantly got thousands of reblogs on tumblr, showing that we were right.

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October

In October we went travelling and made a post filled with hot and sexy backpackers.

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November

Because we would always be travelling, if we could, we wrote a post about how “we miss camping“.  More exactly, how we miss fucking in a tent like these guys are doing.

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December

Just last month (even though it means last year) we showed you some “Hot naked guys reading”. And you said this magazine is very interesting…

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It was great to share all these horny guys and stories with you in 2016! Promise that we will keep doing it this year. Horny 2017, everyone!

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CHOOSE THE COVER OF OUR FIRST eBOOK!

Guys and gals, boys and girls, gentlemen and ladies… we are about to launch our first gay erotic ebook! It’s a novellete (bigger than a short story but not big enough for a novella) full of steamy erotic scenes. Quite explicite to be honest.

But more than just sex, it is telling the story of when Jordan, the main character, took a first class flight to close a millionaire deal but things quickly got out of control during the flight… or in other words, things got really horny up there!

Rob designed 3 different cover options for this eBook and we’re having difficulties choosing one. We don’t think that the cover needs to unveil a lot about the story or be very direct about the content of the book. But at the same time we don’t want to just have a random muscled body in the cover like most gay erotic ebooks do (man, most of them are so ugly!)

So, can you please help us making a decision by telling us which is your favourite cover? You can send a quick email to hornytwoguys@gmail.com or comment in this post.

If you’re a kindle user – first platform where we will launch – tell us that so maybe we can offer you the book later 🙂

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Thank you! =D

SUPER RANDOM POST JUST SAY WE’RE STILL ALIVE… AND HORNY!

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Guys, just a quick and super random post to tell you all that we’re alive! And horny enough to keep posting. But lately we’ve been having too many things to do – including some fun, which we will obviously talk about in another post. Promise to update the blog asap! Thank you all for the e-mails and messages you keep sending and that make us so happy (and horny in some cases!).

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GAY BIKER? STRAIGHT BIKER? BISEXUAL BIKER?

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Gay biker or not?

While preparing this post I decided to call it something simple like “Gay bikers” only. But then when I was writing this (and dedicating this post to Rob who rides his bike more than he rides me) I stopped to ask myself: Peter, how the hell do you know these guys are gay?

Honestly, I don’t. But I can try to guess. So that’s what I’ll do for each guy!

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Gay biker? I´d say no.
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Gay biker? Shit, I can’t really tell. But I’d go for bi here.
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Gay biker? The necklace says yes!
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Those abs make me wish hard that he is one of us! Hard is the keyword.
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I’d say no.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Gay biker? Those briefs don’t lie!
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Gay biker? One word to answer: PUMP!
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Naaan, just a hot guy.
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Gay biker? Bring another hot bearded guy to the team!
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Not sure but we can try to convert him…

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DANCERS BY ANTONIO DA SILVA

We’ve known about Antonio da Silva’s work for a while, but it’s the first time we actually see a complete film. And it’s really worth it! No, it’s not pornography. Yes, it’s very erotic and there may be a 75% change you get an erection. So, what’s “Dancers” about?

Thirty five Portuguese dancers undress to full nudity in front of the camera. They become the object of desire with a sensual provocative performance. Eclectic dance disciplines help this film to explore an exhibitionist view of the male nude.

Because…

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Go to Antonio da Silva’s website and support this filmmaker by donating 1$ to watch his movies. Please do this, because we need him to keep this wonderful work.

DUNCAN BLACK: WE TOLD YOU ABOUT HIM!

We told you before about this guy. And now he’s back in a hot Cockyboys video to show us that we were not wrong! (Ok, many of you must be thinking about how you know him for a long time, but we only started memorising gay porn actor a few time ago).

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[click here or the pictures to watch this video]

Pierre Fitch fucks Duncan Black

In this video he has the pleasure of swallowing (both through his mouth and ass) Pierre Fitch‘s thick and horny dick. We’re focusing on Duncan Black here, but let me say that Pierre is the kind of guy I would love to suck, he’s got a great cock and a hot tattooed body.

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Back to Duncan Black, my first thought is that I would pay my entire salary just to watch him suck Rob’s dick like he’s doing here to Pierre Fitch. Ok, and after that he could suck my dick too.

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Is he crying? OMFG he’s crying! Should I find this hot? Because it is fucking hot!

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And that’s how you prepare the ass you’re about to hammer.

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HIS FACE! His fucking horny laugh. He’s loving being fucked and his face says it all.

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Duncan Black has go the moves! He’s got it all!

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CALLING FOR ATTENTION!

Imagine you’re being part of a gay orgy (all of us have imagined that, more times than we really took part in group sex). Who are you in your fantasy? Aren’t you always the guy who’s getting all the attention from the others?

The guy everybody is taking turns to fuck?

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The guy who gets to suck all the other guy’s cocks?

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Or the guy who everyone wants to taste?

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We all want to be the guy who gets all the attention!

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And specially all the cum!

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MEET TAYTE HANSON (OR TAYTE HANSON’S MEAT)

It’s Tayte with a Y. And it’s Hanson but should be Handsome! Gentleman and… gentlemen, he’s Tayte Hanson and this is his first porn video. Please let us support him to make sure it’s not the last! Because we want to see more of him, yes we do!

(click the pictures or here to see this video)

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So who’s this guy? Accordingly to Cockyboys‘ director, Jake Jaxson, he was after Tayte a few years ago to shoot him, but Tayte said no. Until recently, when he decided to participate in a competition called “So You Wanna Be a Cockyboy“? and won it. The “prize” was to shoot (which implies to have a hot sex session) with Levi Karter.

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The only thing I don’t like about Tayte Hanson is his hair… but it’s funny because I read that the director of the video wanted him to cut his hair, but he said “NO”. Also, it seems that he suffered from testicular cancer and he had to remove one. And that’s the reason why he’s so white: he puts sunscreen all the time.

Are these facts important? For me they are, because they make me see him a human and a guy who, very probably, has a strong personality to match his hot body. And that’s a big turn-on!

But let’s go to the sex scene: the chemistry  between Tayte and Levi is awesome! They kiss all the time with such a passion!

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Then Tayte starts to tease Levi Karter by rubbing his ass and giving him a nice rimjob.

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And then… well, then Tayte fucks Levi’s ass in a way we all would like him to fuck us!

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These two seem to get along pretty well. And that leads to a great final, full of cum, just how I like it!

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