COLBY KELLER AWESOME BACKFLIP TO GET RIMMED!

Hey guys (and girls!),

I’m so excited with this post! First because it features my very favourite Colby Keller, but also because I could make this post thanks to a reader who told me about this amazing video. If you check our previous post you will see this picture of Colby getting rimmed in a amazing position. I had no idea of where that image came from (shame on me that I don’t know all of Colby Keller’s videos yet!) but a reader named Richard “Dick” Brown commented with a hint that the guy licking his ass was Paul Wagner. Just a quick search and I found this great video on men.com.

And, oh man…so happy to watch this!

Last Call – Part 2 – Colby Keller and Paul Wagner

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I’m usually not into super muscled guys but Colby Keller is an exception for that… gotta love that muscled big body! Makes me wish I could feel all of his weight on top of me.

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THE BACKFLIP! Glorious!

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Damn… guys, really, look at that body! Isn’t it perfect?

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So envy of Paul Wagner when I watch this video… wish that was me rimming Colby’s ass!

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Click here if you want to see the full video at men.com. Enjoy it as much as I did! 😉

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RIMJOB: BOTTOMS ON TOP!

Hello beloved kinky-horny-pervert readers of this wonderful NSFW blog. Today we’re going to talk about rimjobs (or rim jobs, or rim-jobs, have no clue how to write this properly). Because who doesn’t love to lick a sweet ass before sticking your cock inside of it? Those who don’t love this will probably be the ones who pretty much enjoy the feeling or a wet warm tongue playing around their horny hole. So everyone loves a good rimjob!

Now, my favourite way to lick ass – but also to be licked – is with the bottom laying on his chest, legs and ass wide open, his waist slightly lifted (let’s assume the person who gets licked is the bottom, even though that’s totally inaccurate as many tops also like to get rimmed).

And let’s be honest here, this is how most of the times we do rimjobs, isn’t that right? Butt… let me tell you one thing: having the bottom on top when you’re rimming/getting rimmed is amazing! And there are so many ways you can actually do it! To give you some examples, I divided the next examples into different areas: hallway, living room, bedroom and wherever. Hope it inspires you to try rimming with the bottom on top!

1)  Hallway

“Why the fuck are you starting with the hallway?”, you ask. Well, let’s simply say that the hallway here is just a reference for any place where there’s no comfy couch or bed to fuck on. It might really be the hallway when you’re so desperate to have sex that you can’t even wait to move to another room, or might be any other place just because you have no other option.

This is the type of place where actually it’s much better for the bottom to be on top, meaning that he should be standing while the other guy gets on his knees and reaches with his tongue in between his buttocks. Easy and tasty, hun?

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This positions allows the bottom to stroke his own dick while feeling the pleasures of a warm tongue in is ass.
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Or place your hand on the wall (for support) and reach to his head with the other hand. You know, to push it further into your ass!
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Who says hallways also says porches…
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Damn, with that long cock he better moist that hole before fucking it!

2)  Sofa

When it comes to sex, the advantages of a sofa compared to a bed are obviously in the fact that it’s easy to take advantage of different parts of the sofa, like the back and the arms, in a comfortable way. So it’s kind of the perfect place to be when the bottoms want to be on top!

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Just check how Levi Karter uses the back of the sofa to open up his ass and sit on that face! Delicious for sure.

More on Levi Karter here.

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Perfect position if your sofa is agains the wall. You get rimmed and jerked at the same time. Ready to cum?
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The top on the floor and bottom on top using the sofa as his support. Nice for the bottom to control how deep he wants that tongue up his ass!
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Oh yeah, shove his face against you ass! Fucking amazing!
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Now if you want it licked nice and slowly, let your top relax on the couch and just sit like this on top of him.

3)  Bed

The bed is by nature the sacred place of sex. Good whether for bottoms on the bottom or bottoms on top. It’s comfy and big enough (well, most of times) for whatever you want to do.

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Great position for the guy who rims. He gets to lay comfortable while you sit your ass on his face.
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Best way to wake up your man?
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Beds agains windows… oh yeah! Nice way to use the bed!
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Classic rimjob position. And a great one!
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Squatting over your man’s face is one of the best ways for the bottom to stay on top. Gotta workout those legs though if you want to enjoy it for a while.
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I like this one. Standing on the side, with one foot over his chest. Hot!

 

4)  Wherever!

Bottoms on top where? Wherever! Use your imagination. Not only to get a nice rimjob done, but for everything sex related.

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Nice example of a creative use of stairs! He seems to be really comfortable while getting his ass licked.
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Chairs are for sitting… on his face!
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Forget the sofa, let’s do it on the floor!
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Carpeted floors are such an invitation to have sex there. Spread those buttcheeks!
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Have no clue where this is taking place but… it’s fucking Colby Keller and it’s and AWESOME RIMJOB position!

(more on Colby Keller here)

Pretty sure you guys have tried most of this positions whether to rim or get rimmed. But anyway, hopeful there is something new here for you to try later! 🙂

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FEELING COLD? HERE ARE SOME TIPS TO KEEP WARM THIS WINTER

Cities covered with snow are beautiful, spending a day naked by the fireplace drinking wine with your man is lovely. But let’s face it: it’s hell to walk on the icy sidewalks and most of us don’t have a fireplace. Winter has it’s charms but we all can’t wait for those warmer sunshine days to be here. So while spring doesn’t awake from her beauty sleep, here are some kinky tips on how to keep warm this winter while enjoying the outdoors (and the beautiful snow).

1. Wear tight white briefs.

They will keep your dick warm and cozy. And they match the snow in the background. You can’t see how this will keep you warm? Well, I can’t either. But while you may be freezing all your friends will think you’re hot!

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2. Eat ice cream.

This actually makes some sense. While it feels good to drink and eat hot stuff to feel warm, ice creams taste wonderfully in winter and keep your inner temperature more balanced with the outside temperature. This results in making you feel better.

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3. Have a threesome.

While you don’t really believe that the previous points can help you, this third one you know exactly how it will keep you warm! Well, it works. Trust us on this one. We’re experts.

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4. Wear good boots.

Specially when walking in the snow, keeping your feet warm is extremely important. This guy is a good example. Actually, he seems we only care about his feet. Wish more guys would follow his example. We’d leave the house much more often in winter.

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5. Be hot.

Be like them. They’re hot so they don’t seem to mind the cold. Wonder if one of them is willing to come here and warm us up a little bit… We might even need both.

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6. Work hard with a shovel.

Don’t let anyone do this job for you. It will keep you warm and grow some nice biceps.

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7. Go for a walk.

Go out! Walk, enjoy the beauty of winter. Leave your pants at home please.

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8. Jacuzzi!

A classic, right? Don’t have a jacuzzi at home? Well, find someone who has one on Grindr. I’m sure he would enjoy some company.

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9. Keep your head warm.

For example, by letting your hair grow. Look at him, it seems to be enough to keep him warm.

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10. Keep the blood flowing.

You know how to keep the blood flowing, right? Just go through our blog and that should help!

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11. Go have fun in the snow with your friends.

Take pictures like this. It’s fun. Don’t forget to send us afterwards (to hornytwoguys@gmail.com)

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12. Have sex in the snow.!

Have we tried it? Are we telling that having sex in the snow will keep you warm based in our own experience? Well… no. We never tried it and I’m not quite sure we ever will. But hey, these two seem to be doing quiet ok!

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TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR SUNDAY: SOME PUPPIES. AND BULGES.

Whether today you feel a bit down because of:

a) hungover (maybe you should have stopped drinking when you first said you would, right?)

b) lunch with the family and that family member who always says unpleasant things (specially now with all these miserable politics going on)

c) you’re already thinking that you have to go to work tomorrow

d) you actually work on Sundays.

Whatever the reason might me, remember… besides all the crap going on the world is still a nice place. Even because it might be the only place where we can actually breath. So cheer up! To help you, we bring some nice pictures of puppies today. And bulges.

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Smart puppy!
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Puppies and jockstraps… what a lovely Sunday!
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Grab’em by the bulge!
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I’m not sure I could fall asleep with my head that close to his dick…
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Sweet 🙂

Have a nice Sunday, everyone!

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CUM TO MY ASS!

Please not the preposition. It’s not cum in my ass. That’s right. What I’m asking here is for you to point your heavy cock to my butt and cum to my ass. Don’t get me wrong, I love when Rob cums inside of me, to feel his throbbing cock in my tight ass while he bursts all his semen (Rob was the only guy to cum inside me so far, not that I dislike the idea of being a cum dump for others, but you know, I like to play safe).

But what’s really turns me on is to feel a warm load of cum hitting straight on the outside of my ass. To feel it dripping around my hole. When I watch gay porn this is the part I’m waiting for to release myself.

So… if we ever get the pleasure to meet, now you know where to point your guns at.

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Damn, can only think that if that was Rob’s cum I would love to lick it! 
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That dick how to hit the target!
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Missed the target but that jizz sits well on those hairy buttocks!
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See what I mean when I say I wanna feel it dripping?
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Oh yeah baby, cum to my ass and then rub that dick and spread it all over.
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See boys, that’s why Yoga is good for you.
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Fuck! Would love to be that ass!
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Come to my ass, boys. The more the merrier! And…
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… you’re welcome to come in after that!
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Nice view!
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Cum to my ass and don’t worry, boyfriend will clean it afterwards.
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Nothing like a rounded hairy ass stained with jizz!
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Damn… am I the only one thinking about going there and cleaning all that mess?

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ARMPIT WORSHIP!

I love to worship Rob’s armpits. And to be honest, I love to worship any hot (hairy!) armpit! And by worship I mean smell, sniff, lick, rub my face on them!

You don´t? Well, if not then I hope these next pics will change your mind about it!

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Don’t we all want to be him with one guy licking his armpit and another sucking his nipple? Well, I wouldn’t mind but I I’d be happy being one of the other guys too.
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I could spend hours licking those hairy armpits!
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Beautiful blond hair.
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Damn cute!
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This pose is so “fake” but so sexy! Besides his armpit I also like his hair trail…
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“Silence is a prayer”. So let me get down on my knees and pray in silence…
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Fuck I wanna bury my nose there!
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Same guy as previous picture… so hot!
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Less hairy but fucking hot armpit! The nipple showing up only adds more sexiness here.
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Not sure I want to lick his armpits or suck his dick first. But I definitely want both.
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Amazing hairy body!
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That could be me… Slurp!
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Smells nice, huh?
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Sweaty armpits… hot!
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Let’s all worship his armpits before he wakes up!
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Oh boy…
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Trimmed armpit.. sexy enough!
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He’s really begging for someone to go there and lick them.
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Real blondie!
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Don’t let his big cock distract you from his hairy armpits!

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SHARE WITH US YOUR MOST MEMORABLE GLORY HOLE EXPERIENCE!

Hello guys,

today we have a request for you! Following the writing of “Horny Business: First Class Deal“, which gave us a lot of pleasure to write, we want to write more e-books. And you can help us making the next one even better.

We are still in a very premature phase of the book and don’t want to reveal a lot (because everything might change) but one thing is certain: the books revolves around the fetish for glory holes.

So how can you help? By sharing with us your real experiences with glory holes. We had only one experience so far, which we shared a bit here. We’d love to hear from you good or bad, exciting or boring, funny or dramatic experiences that you had in glory holes, either as the cock sucker or the other one. Just leave your comment here or write an email to hornytwoguys@gmail.com

Hope to hear from you guys!

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2016 HORNY RECAP

Hello, hello 2017!

So 2016 wasn’t exactly a good year for the world, for mankind and for Mariah Carey. Personally, we can’t complain too much. Even though we’re fucking sad to see populism and asshole politicians rising to the top, to see how terrorists keep us in fear, to passively read news of wars that keep killing thousands of innocents, etc, the year went ok for the two of us. Nothing remarkable to note but by the end of 2016 we laid the foundation to make 2017 more interesting: new jobs and new city.

And there is this blog which I always wish that we could dedicate more time to it but we’re still glad it still exists, registers more and more visitors each day and more of you send us messages and emails. Thank you guys (and girls!), we love you!

Oh, and in 2016 we also launched our first ebook “Horny Business: First Class Deal“. Soon you will have news about the next one!

But for the recap that really matters, here is an overview of our top posts in 2016. Or at least the one’s that got more shares on tumblr 🙂

January

We love this  floating boner posted in “20 hot men in bath + a special one” so it wasn’t a big surprise that so many people shared it. And in case you’re wondering who the “special one” is, just check the post and you’ll see!

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February

In the post “I like my coffee like I like my man… naked!” it seems like this hairy cutie got most of the attention. Not difficult to guess why!

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May

Seems like we were too quiet for a few months and only in May we came back with a theme that everyone likes: precum!

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June

In June we showed you “16 guys with their dicks hanging out of the shorts“. This was one of them.

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July

Bubble butts always attract much attention. This one did!

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August

We gave you “8 reasons to love uncut cock” and you said you absolutely love this next dick.

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September

Nipple play is the way!” we shouted in September. And this gif instantly got thousands of reblogs on tumblr, showing that we were right.

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October

In October we went travelling and made a post filled with hot and sexy backpackers.

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November

Because we would always be travelling, if we could, we wrote a post about how “we miss camping“.  More exactly, how we miss fucking in a tent like these guys are doing.

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December

Just last month (even though it means last year) we showed you some “Hot naked guys reading”. And you said this magazine is very interesting…

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It was great to share all these horny guys and stories with you in 2016! Promise that we will keep doing it this year. Horny 2017, everyone!

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DO YOU HAVE YOUR GAY CHRISTMAS TREE?

What’s a gay Christmas tree, you ask? Well, we don’t know either. Just came up with it as an excuse to wish all a horny Christmas this year! But since we’re here, let me give it a try in exploring potential meanings for a gay Christmas tree:

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Might very well be a tree that comes with a nice black dick to suck!
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Or a tree with a glory hole of its own! And jockstraps!
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Or simply a tree you make together with the man you love 🙂 This is the best one!
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Just a little help to hang the star, like when we were kids. ‘Cause we’ll always be those kids.
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A beautiful tree and beautiful bums!
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Might just be the tree that’s inside his boxers!
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Or a tree with a nice, unwrapped gift waiting for you!
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Or two!
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Whatever it is, don’t forget to hang some nice lights on it!

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JUST SOME GUYS READING. I MEAN…SOME HOT NAKED GUYS READING

I think books are a sexy thing. At least there’s something quite sexy about a guy reading a book. Specially when they are naked like these next ones!

Talking about books… did you already read our first gay erotica ebook? It’s called “Horny Business: First Class Deal” and is available on Amazon! (haha, not a very smooth promotion I know!).

Anyway, Christmas is here and this is the best time to give and receive books. Maybe you can offer our ebook to your man and you can take a look at him while he reads it naked. We promise he will have a hard on while reading our book 😉

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Oh boy, wanna see how if you can keep focused in your book while getting a blowjob?
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I’d love to confirm how those balls feel in my mouth.
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Some “long” vintage readings.
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Keep your glasses and socks on man, makes you even more sexy!
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That smooth ass is my favorite book.
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Breakfast readings.
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This is a magazine, I know… but he’s so sexy!
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The beach is definitely the best place to read. Specially the gay nudist beach 😀
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Can I smell your flowers?
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Straight erotic pictures? Really?! I’m ok with that as long as he plays both ways!
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Woof!
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A story about a banana. But the best banana in not in the book.
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That book is so exciting!
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That books seem interesting. Can I get on my knees to have a closer look?
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They painted the book white.
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Are naked guys reading sexy or what?
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Let me sit close to you so we can read that book together. Or should I sit on you instead?
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Damn gorgeous!
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“Ok, ok, I’ll get back to the book later”
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He studies hard. We bet he plays hard too.
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Nano what?!
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Gorgeous dick!
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Oh boy, I’d let you send shivers down my spine!
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Golden ass, for sure!
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Want me to tell you the morning news? I’d be happy to that for you!

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