I always wake up hungry (for cock, yes, but now I’m referring to food). And the first thing I need to do as soon as my feet touch the ground is to have breakfast (before that I’m usually fine only with Rob’s meat in my mouth).
As a kid, I used to eat cereals. Like probably most of you.
But nowadays I’m more of a coffee and bread guy. I really need my coffee right in the morning!
Or milk, sometimes.
I would like to eat fruit right in the morning, but I can’t. To be honest, fruit is not my thing.
But sometimes, when I’m in a hurry, I grab a banana and that’s my breakfast.
Now that Easter is coming to an end, it’s time to try hard to stay fit after all the candies and chocolates that our families obliged us to eat these days!
So let’s go healthy and eat fruit for snacking. If these hot guys can, so can I!
The problem is that I just don’t like fruit that much. But… maybe if I keep these next images in my mind, and I think about them while eating a piece of fruit, I’ll enjoy it a bit more. I’ll just have to remember to do it in some place alone, or a boner may be noticed.
Did you know that Bananas have a high level of tryptophan, which your body converts to serotonin, getting your brain into a happy-mood and helping overcome depression? This is a scientific fact. Now let me add this not-so-scientific fact: if you share a banana with one of these hot guys, you’ll never more feel depressed in your life!
Starting a diet on the 1st of January… LOL! But that’s right, I gotta watch my weight, lose some pounds and start making exercise more often (though the gym thanks that I’m paying and not using it).
I know this is stupid, to chose the beginning of the year to start something difficult, mainly because that means I’ve relaxed a lot during Christmas season and I ate so much shit…
Another reason why this is stupid is that today almost everything is fucking closed! Options for lunch? McDonalds… LOL. Option for dinner? Sushi! (not as bad as McDonalds, but still not good for a diet).
Well… tomorrow it’s going to be better!
Things I want to do from now on: eat a piece of fruit every day! (and a piece of cock too, but that I already do).
Get away from junk food! (unless one of these guys invite me to have dinner in his underwear…)
Get away from any type of candy!
Unless there’s something kinky to go along with it…